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In a luxury box of a train going across Texas sat a young girl with a huge rack, and a middle aged redneck on one side of the car, an old lady, and President Obama on the other side. As the train passed through a tunnel, a loud *smack* was heard. The old lady thought:" that guy mustve tried to grab the young lady and she smacked him! President obama thought :" the redneck mustve tried to grab the old lady's purse and she slapped me on accident. The young lady thought:" the redneck mustve touched the old lady's leg thinking it was me, and she slapped him. The redneck thought:" damn i cant wait for another tunnel so i can slap the hell out of him again!
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Ha now thats redneck wisdom
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well thats how we do it down here in south texas!
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i might take a job down that way, add that reason to the pro list not the cons list. go big or go home the famous line from texas.
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thats right...cause everythings bigger in Texas!
