09-15-2011, 12:54 AM
In a luxury box of a train going across Texas sat a young girl with a huge rack, and a middle aged redneck on one side of the car, an old lady, and President Obama on the other side. As the train passed through a tunnel, a loud *smack* was heard. The old lady thought:" that guy mustve tried to grab the young lady and she smacked him! President obama thought :" the redneck mustve tried to grab the old lady's purse and she slapped me on accident. The young lady thought:" the redneck mustve touched the old lady's leg thinking it was me, and she slapped him. The redneck thought:" damn i cant wait for another tunnel so i can slap the hell out of him again!