11-22-2012, 07:27 AM
Quote:One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went fishing.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.