a man finds a bottle

[Mikey]

A man was surf fishing along the beach when he found a bottle. He looked around
but didn't see anyone so he opened it

A genie appeared and thanked the
man for letting him out. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that
bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one."

The
man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii
and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go
because I cannot fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I
see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be
built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and
finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work
involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they
would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement
needed. No, that really is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a
few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always
wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and
cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with,
when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them
tick."

The genie thought for a while and said, "So, do you want two lanes
or four?"