Mathematics:

[Mikey]

[size=36]Mathematics:[/size]


[size=36]This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total
of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also
made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes
like this:What
Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about
achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little
mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,[size=10]A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look
how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one
can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit andAss Kissing that will put
you over the top.[/size][/size]


[size=36]Now you know why some people are where they
are![/size]

[ffishyfred]

I always enjoy a good joke. This one takes the cake, 101% LOL




Mathematics:


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total
of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also
made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes
like this:What
Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about
achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little
mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look
how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one
can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit andAss Kissing that will put
you over the top.


Now you know why some people are where they
are!