MySpace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter:
At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty bitches.
just something to make you say haha, got have a little smile at some point in the day right!
so, everyday i get texts from friends with jokes on them. I'll post a few of my favorite ones here. Some may be offensive.
1. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls until she died.
2. Studies show that sucking dick weakens the vocal cords. I guess
that's why you always text and never call... Stay strong cock sucker!!!
3. Vodka $19.99
Motel $54.99
Condoms $2.99
Finding out she swallows and loves it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Visa! It pays to DISCOVER.
hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace so i can twitter your Yahoo till u Google all over my Facebook