11-03-2011, 11:38 AM
DISCLAIMER:
Warning, this could seem a little racist, not intended to be that way.
A farmer walked into a lawyer's office an said 'I want one of them there dayvorces.' The lawyer said 'Ok do you have grounds?' The farmer said 'Why yes I have 140 acres.' The lawyer said 'No I mean do you have a case?' The farmer said 'Of coarse not. I have a John Deere.' The lawyer said 'No you don't understand. Do you have a grudge?' The farmer said 'Well yes I park my John Deere under it every night.' The lawyer said 'No you still don't understand. Do you have a suit?' The farmer said 'Yes I wear it to church every Sunday.' The lawyer said 'Well nevermind. Does she beat you up?' The farmer said 'No we are usually both up by 4:30 in the mornin.' The lawyer shook his head. 'Well is she a nagger?' The farmer said 'Shoot naw she's a little old white gal... but the las youngin we had was a nagger an that's why I want the dayvorce!' HAHAHA send to all your redneck friend
Warning, this could seem a little racist, not intended to be that way.
A farmer walked into a lawyer's office an said 'I want one of them there dayvorces.' The lawyer said 'Ok do you have grounds?' The farmer said 'Why yes I have 140 acres.' The lawyer said 'No I mean do you have a case?' The farmer said 'Of coarse not. I have a John Deere.' The lawyer said 'No you don't understand. Do you have a grudge?' The farmer said 'Well yes I park my John Deere under it every night.' The lawyer said 'No you still don't understand. Do you have a suit?' The farmer said 'Yes I wear it to church every Sunday.' The lawyer said 'Well nevermind. Does she beat you up?' The farmer said 'No we are usually both up by 4:30 in the mornin.' The lawyer shook his head. 'Well is she a nagger?' The farmer said 'Shoot naw she's a little old white gal... but the las youngin we had was a nagger an that's why I want the dayvorce!' HAHAHA send to all your redneck friend