10-14-2011, 07:29 AM
Are you a real pilot?
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still
wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied,
'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early
Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean
conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and
given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping
in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side
of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I
always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'