Offishial Business Outdoors

need some help ASAP please
I really need folks advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my old lady has been cheating on me.

The usual signs. If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid on the side yard near my cc boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the transom right near my stand off box. Is that something I can fiberglass or do I need a new hull??






NO its just a joke that was posted and changed now i did the same here!

Usually your first intuition is accurate. But more importantly, is the boat going to be OK?????????? LMAO Sorry Mikey

boats and ho are fine!
Ha Ha, hell its 300 feet from my house to the street, i can see that far in day time let alone at night.

HA!! boats and hos.....

haha thats great! dude when i first starting reading it my heart seriously dropped for you. your a jackass. but a damn funny jackass

thanks, yeah i started reading it on another forum and was liek oh damn, then the puch line at the bottom was the best part.
see if i put it under jokes it woldnt have been as eye catching and blood pumping.
one more thing its capt. Jackass!