Offishial Business Outdoors

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OK first off some guys may want to realize this too!


If you are considering dating someone who may be an elk hunter, there are a few things you may want to know.

First, elk season is only three weeks. No one is allowed to get married, die or give birth during this three-week time period. Selfish decisions like these will inevitably be lonely experiences. Long story short, do not expect an explanation or apology for any absences during hunting season. You signed up for this.

If they are really into hunting, good luck. There are all kinds of “seasons” and things to shoot. You will have to join them hunting or learn enjoy dating yourself every fall.

End of story.
Thanks for the wise words . I'll make sure to keep those in mind. 5