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God said unto Abraham, "Abraham"
and Abraham replied, "What"
God then said, "Hear my voice Abraham"
Abraham replied, "But Why"

Jesus said to the rabbis and the pharisees, "He whom i kiss shall be the one who you seek"
To which they replied, "HAH! GAYYYY"

And God created Eve, and she was bammin, slammin, and bootylicious